reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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vittyyluvscookies:

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postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS


brush-it-gently:

I am pretty sure that last one is a Corgi.

He fits in perfectly. Thanks for this post.

(Source: hummingriffon)


(Source: finofilipino)

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"